Steer Clear

My allergies are back with a vengence. I miss the good old days when everytime I sneezed my co-worker would sneeze back in response from the other side of the cubicle. Now that she has left, the drugs trade has come to a halt and I am stuck with only one variety of allergy medicine.

Apparently we use so much force when we sneeze that if we did not close our eyes they would pop out of their sockets. With each sneeze we release thousands of drool droplets containing bacteria into the air. So if you see me coming - DUCK!