Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Dhallywood Clamour

If you are refined and discerning then look elsewhere. Dhallywood will surely make the faint-at-heart cringe.
A not-so-palatable bangla movie song is stuck in my head. It goes.....

Ami Michael Jackson
Tumi ruposhi Madonna
Ami tough McGyver
Tumi Princess Diana

The emaciated actor was sporting a mullet and wearing a sleeveless, unbuttoned leather vest. The corpulaent actress was in a white, poofy, wedding cake-like dress. To make the scene complete, a dozen or so extras were flailing their arms in the air as they attempted to dance with gusto.

Bap re bap... ki mood.... doraisi!
(This post is decicated to ruposhi juboti - Ms SS)

Monday, June 04, 2007

Free Vermont!

I urge the millions of people who read my blog to take immidiate political action and sign a petition advocating "Vermont’s peaceable secession from the U.S. Empire" :-)


I did consider retracting my endorsement when a friend pointed out that if Vermont is independent, Ben and Jerry's will become an imported product and the price of Chunky Monkeys will soar.

More seperatist groups listed here:

Friday, June 01, 2007

To B or Not to B

Finally there is an “uprising against the tyranny of early rising”! A B-Society has been established in Denmark and they argue that some people are genetically programmed to be more productive later in the day. They are encouraging workplaces and universities to be more flexible and providing “B-certification” to those accommodating people with different daily rhythms. In their own words, they strive for “equality between early birds and night owls”.