This was not the first time a random guy offered me gum. At least this time it was not a chewed one. I was on the Tufts University bus when this over zealous stranger approached me. This is the conversation that ensued:Mr Screw Loose: What's the best way to approach women?
Me: (rolled my eyes)
But that didn't burst his bubble.......
Mr Screw Loose: Do you know how many women I have been with?
Me: How many?
Mr Screw Loose: FIFTEEN!
Me: good for you...... (I ain't Ms Sweet Sixteen)
Mr Screw Loose: Women only want one thing.....
Me: Oh yeah.... what is that?
Mr Screw Loose: They want your money.....
Me: Yes absolutely.... you've figured out women alright.... we are all gold diggers.... no money no honey
3 comments:
First a farting female follows you, now a know it all smart aleck with the world's most innovative pick up line? How do you do it oh great pechaal?
I meet "normal" people once in a while too but they are not half as much fun to write about ;-)
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