Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Another Gum Episode

This was not the first time a random guy offered me gum. At least this time it was not a chewed one. I was on the Tufts University bus when this over zealous stranger approached me. This is the conversation that ensued:

Mr Screw Loose: What's the best way to approach women?

Me: (rolled my eyes)

But that didn't burst his bubble.......

Mr Screw Loose: Do you know how many women I have been with?

Me: How many?

Mr Screw Loose: FIFTEEN!

Me: good for you...... (I ain't Ms Sweet Sixteen)

Mr Screw Loose: Women only want one thing.....

Me: Oh yeah.... what is that?

Mr Screw Loose: They want your money.....

Me: Yes absolutely.... you've figured out women alright.... we are all gold diggers.... no money no honey

3 comments:

Tania said...

First a farting female follows you, now a know it all smart aleck with the world's most innovative pick up line? How do you do it oh great pechaal?

Ajaira Pechal said...

I meet "normal" people once in a while too but they are not half as much fun to write about ;-)

Anonymous said...

A WORD OF ADVICE