Another Gum Episode
This was not the first time a random guy offered me gum. At least this time it was not a chewed one. I was on the Tufts University bus when this over zealous stranger approached me. This is the conversation that ensued:
Mr Screw Loose: What's the best way to approach women?
Me: (rolled my eyes)
But that didn't burst his bubble.......
Mr Screw Loose: Do you know how many women I have been with?
Me: How many?
Mr Screw Loose: FIFTEEN!
Me: good for you...... (I ain't Ms Sweet Sixteen)
Mr Screw Loose: Women only want one thing.....
Me: Oh yeah.... what is that?
Mr Screw Loose: They want your money.....
Me: Yes absolutely.... you've figured out women alright.... we are all gold diggers.... no money no honey