Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Dhallywood Clamour

If you are refined and discerning then look elsewhere. Dhallywood will surely make the faint-at-heart cringe.
A not-so-palatable bangla movie song is stuck in my head. It goes.....

Ami Michael Jackson
Tumi ruposhi Madonna
Ami tough McGyver
Tumi Princess Diana

The emaciated actor was sporting a mullet and wearing a sleeveless, unbuttoned leather vest. The corpulaent actress was in a white, poofy, wedding cake-like dress. To make the scene complete, a dozen or so extras were flailing their arms in the air as they attempted to dance with gusto.

Bap re bap... ki mood.... doraisi!
(This post is decicated to ruposhi juboti - Ms SS)

5 comments:

Sadia Sharmin said...

Nadia admit it... u used to dream of being the busty "ruposhi madonna" in the song.. I remember this used to be ur fav song in class eight ;)

Ms Ajaira said...

amio anju ghosh theke kono ongshe kom na

Anonymous said...

I blame my school counselor for not guiding me towards the honor and fame Dhallywood has to offer..... How I wish I could wear a sleeveless and unbottoned leather vest. Missed the boat on that one....

Anonymous said...

On a separate note, Ajaira Pechaal's news report highlighted the fact there are few rare specimens left of the extremely endangered species called "Michael Jackson fans" (Scientific Name: "Michaelus Jacksonus Fantus")

C.M. Nabeel Sami said...

Its a shame that our actors are not up to your hyproctical imperialist western standards. I personally like large women in frilly outfits gyrating around trees. And no amount of western propoganda and filth hypocricy will convince me otherwise. I am also creating my own Dhaliwood movie and calling it "SACKA KHEYE EKA"