Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Explosive Combination

I stopped listening to "real" news many months ago. For a while I resorted to the Daily Show to get the headlines. These days I just count on cab drivers to fill me in on the latest word on the streets. This evening my informant told me that Osama has the hots for none other than Whitney Houston! Who knew there was an ardent lover behind this cold and unfeeling terrorist. Now the CIA can call off their manhunt and have Whitney scream out his name from the mountain tops of Tora Bora. The world would be a much better place if Osama devoted his time and energy to making Whitney "feel like a natural woman". Whitney in turn will always love Osama if he can supply her with freshly produced heroin.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

By golly wow! Will wonders ever cease? Kudos to the conspiracy theorists; for once they are so on the money. This revelation to a large extent explains the erratic behavior of Bobby Brown. Nothing but tragic harangue from the kissing cousin for that poor man!

Ajaira Pechal said...

If I had big bucks, I would make a heart-wrenching (read shosta sentiment) bollywood flick out of it.... It starts with Osama pining away in his cave and Whitney suffering with Bobby Brown. Then Osama transcends racial and religious barriers, declares his undying love for Whitney and asks her to be his 513th wife. Whitney gives up her life in the US, converts to Islam and runs through poppy fields and the mountains of Tora Bora in the span of one song to be in the arms of her beloved Oz. In the meantime Oz's bedroom eyes are scanning the horizon for Whiteney. FINALLY they meet but just as they are about to kiss a CIA agent emerges from the shadows and shoots them down. Of course, it turns out that the gunman is none other than Bobby. How's that for a story? :-)

Anonymous said...

Now that's what I call a diabolical diatribe! Hats off to Ms. Aja for her hyperbole of the day! I smell VC all over that movie script.

Anonymous said...

LOL...you are hereby officially designated as a "Space Cadet"...obvious pun intended (but that's always a good thing).

:o)

Ajaira Pechal said...

What's VC? vice-chancellor? virtual cataclysm? venture capital? virtuous cherub?

Anonymous said...

Cosmic Charlie to Space Cadet:

Chill on the zeal missy! LOL

...I was in fact alluding to venture capital; but now that you mention it Virtual Cataclysm sounds (equally, if not more) tantalizing. A gradual yet marked departure from cogency for you hopefully...CHEERIO!

Anonymous said...

A PRECIOUS find on
"heart-wrenching" (aka SHOSTA)
...I kid you not!

K.A.N.K. and its insidious effect on the poor mongoloid kid...is nothing sacrosanct?!

Ajaira Pechal said...

You might have seen this one already:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4807397690444864476

It took me days to wipe this stupid tune off my head :-)

Malina said...

I LOVE these pics...haha

Anonymous said...

That K-Jo fella is one creepy pansy fo sho!